KNOCK-KNOCK Jokes For KIDS
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says, "Moo!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry! It’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you've been eating too much ice cream!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these silly jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the
car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana
again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!
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